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"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."
It's a riot that we gave him Bob for a moniker. Bagdad Gary just doesn't have the same ring to it. Coulda been Bagdad Barry, or Barney, or Bill. Nope, gave him Bob. What's more American than a Bob? You got your Bob Hope, Bob Barker, Bob Hayes. We bob for apples, bob our hair, and who doesn't like a little good ol' head bobbin'? Yeah, that Bagdad Bob was the comic relief that all wars need. Something to temporarily take your mind off all the killing and destroying and what not.
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