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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 10-23-2003, 07:49 PM

Q: What do hillbillies do on Halloween?
A: PUMP-KIN!!!

Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: To get a better grip on the broom.

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

Q. What kind of costumes do brunettes wear on Halloween?
A. They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
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A young boy dressed as a pirate captain knocked on the door of a house to get some Halloween treats. A woman answered the door and recognized that he was a pirate.

"Where are your buccaneers?" asked the woman.
The boy replied "Under my buccan-hat!"

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Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first Vampire orders a pint of blood. The second thinks that sounds pretty tasty, so he orders a pint of blood, too. The third thinks for a bit then orders a pint of plasma. The bartender says, "Okay, so that will be two bloods and a blood lite."

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Two vampires walk into a bar and the first one orders a cup of blood. The second one orders a warm glass of water. The first one asks,"How come you didn't order a cup of blood?" The second one pulls out a used tampoon and says, "I'm having tea!"

Glad

10-23-2003, 07:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Halloween Quickies... Q: What do hillbillies do on Halloween? A: PUMP-KIN!!! Q: Why don't witches wear panties? A: To get a better grip on the broom. Q: When is a pixie not a pixie? A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'. Q. What kind of costumes do brunettes wear on Halloween? A. They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young boy dressed as a pirate captain knocked on the door of a house to get some Halloween treats. A woman answered the door and recognized that he was a pirate. "Where are your buccaneers?" asked the woman. The boy replied "Under my buccan-hat!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first Vampire orders a pint of blood. The second thinks that sounds pretty tasty, so he orders a pint of blood, too. The third thinks for a bit then orders a pint of plasma. The bartender says, "Okay, so that will be two bloods and a blood lite." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two vampires walk into a bar and the first one orders a cup of blood. The second one orders a warm glass of water. The first one asks,"How come you didn't order a cup of blood?" The second one pulls out a used tampoon and says, "I'm having tea!" Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!