hrm...
would have to be the Swedish Made Penis Enlargement Pump with autographed copy of "Swedish Made Penis Enlargement Pumps (This sort of thing is my bag, baby)" for my dad...
first off, hes a huge James bond fan, and therefore an Austin Powers fan...
second off, I hate him and wanted to get him a present that said 'Fuck you'
![LOL](/tfp/images/smilies/lol.gif)