I'm pretty tame compared to some of these, but I think my first one earns some points:
Sex in some tall grass inside the fence of a secure government facility within view of a guard shack.
Tying my girlfriend down blindfolded and using a combination of ice and candle wax on her.
A couple of cases of having sex then realizing she was on her period; didn't really bother me much, but it is kind of weird to wake up in the morning, see red handprints on the sheets and look in the trash can and realize the condom has blood on it.
Going down on a girl while she was yelling up the stairs carrying on a conversation with her grandmother.
Sex in a cemetary at night (almost got caught too).
Getting head during the movie Seven (you have no idea how long it takes to finish with THAT in the background).
Going down on a girl outside in the middle of a suburb under a full moon; had a car pull into a driveway 10 feet away from us while we were at it.
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