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Originally posted by Averett
We were together for about a year before he decided to dump me for a 17 year old high school senior.
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What an ass!! I, of course, mean
him, referering to
him as an ass...in no way to be misconstrued to mean that I was checking out
your ass...although I'm sure you have a
lovely ass...oh hell, just come get a hug already.
Once, while trick or treating, we were surprised by a really scary lookin' monster up on this one guys roof. We thought it was just some dweeb in a werewolf mask, at first. But then, it jumped what had to be 20 feet to the ground and chased us right the hell outta there.
