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I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with.
Rodney Dangerfield
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times.
President George W. Bush (obviously forgetting World War 2)
Procrastination is just like masturbation; it feels good until you realize you're just fucking yourself.
Author unknown
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