|
I prefer dogs to cats, though I still like cats very much. With dogs what can you say? They're loyal enough to fight to the death for you, affectionate and fun to wrestle with.
Cats are nice, but they won't do shit if you're violently murdered while you sleep.
__________________
"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
|