I was kind of drunk and wanted something to help with my high-protein diet, so I made a cheese sauce, then added various spices, Worchestershire sauce, cottage cheese, a bunch of eggs, and a package of chopped ham (a very small step up from Spam). Then I poured the gloppy concoction over toast. I think it was the most vomit-like substance to ever be created. Add a splash of more W. sauce to make it tangier and it would be totally indistinguishable. Probably had a good 60+ grams of protein, though!
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