That's it, no more babysitting jobs for him.
Once, I was babysitting some kids and some creep kept calling and asking if I'd checked on the children. I called the cops and they traced the next call. IT WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Turned out to be Bones. He'd written LOSER across the kids foreheads in marker. It was hell getting that off before their parents saw it.
DAMN YOU BONES!
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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.
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