NO MERCY RESULTS (and comparasions)
1) Tajiri def. Rey Mysterio
Dang. Well, I'm 0 for 1 right now. Great way to start. And the two guys that got in the ring? New tag team. And from what I hear, they have never wrestled together before. hehehe... But I also hear that they are great technical wrestlers. So I'm looking foward to what they can do. (Jimmy Yang and Keiji Sakada)
2) Benoit def. ATrain.
Please, like we didn't see this one coming.
Score: 1 of 2. YES! FIFTY PERCENT!!!
3) Gowan def. V1 Hardy.
... Dammit. 1 for 3. Moving back down to 33.333333 percent.
4) Bashams def. APA
Remember, I didn't see it, so I have no idea what is actually going on. BUT. Shaniqua has "Permanent Swelling of the Chest" from Bradshaws clothesline from hell!!! HAHAHAHAHAH (boob job)
-also- what the hell... this match wasn't advertised on the website....
Still 1 for 3. because I didn't know about this match.
5) VinnieMac def. StepHHH
Linda threw in the towel...
2 for 4. Back at fifty percent correct
6) Angle def. Cena
Goddangit... I'm happy that Angle wins, but this is seriously making me look bad as a racehorse seer.
2 for 5. 40 percent.
7) BigShmo def. Eddie
WHY ME!?!??! WHY YOU!??!! WHY MUST WE SUFFER THE HELL THAT IS BIG SHOW WITH ANY GOLD!!??!!??
2 for 6. 33.33333333 percent... Oh well.
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DownwardSpiral, until next PPV.