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Recently pulled a 10 hour stretch of NCAA Football 2004, damn that game is addictive. "Just one more game, it's a ranked game and I'm hot." "Wow, that was good, oh, here's a creampuff, I can beat them real quick." "Gotta play this one, it's the big game." "Bowl is just one more away, better finish the season off." "The bowl can't take that long." "Might as well do recruiting now." rinse, repeat.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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