okay, I'm going to add one, this thread's been too much fun not to...
We're out at breakfast with another family, them and their son, the wife and I with our son and 5 year old (at that time) daughter.
We're eating breakfast, all cordial and relaxed... My daughter, loud as hell, pops off with: " I heard you slapping mommy and her screaming last night..." And my buddie's wife IMMEDIATELY figures out what was going on, and asks her "well what did mommy say?" Reply: " She was yelling YES really loud" the whole stupid restaraunt could hear this exchange... I'm not one to get terribly embarrassed, but I waited a year before we went back to that place for breakfast... and we pay more attention to closing some doors around the house now than we used to......
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