10-19-2003, 08:54 AM
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#63 (permalink)
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You + Me = Us
Location: California dreaming...
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Originally posted by Stiltzkin
Started 7th grade. As always, I compiled a list of hot gals in my mind, and this one gal in particular, who I will call R, happened to make it on my list. All right, so next year (8th grade), I end up having her for a class again, and one day we have a debate in class about school uniforms. She's the only one who stands up and says something open-minded and positive about the school uniform and such, while everyone else is saying how much it sucks, so I'm pretty impressed. Me of course being a wuss at the time had no idea how to get her. Well, I ask around and find out she has a twin sister (hot damn!). They tell me her twin sister, who I will call L, is supposedly much smarter than R. I believe people, so based solely on this, I decide to like L instead. I don't know what the phuk to do at this point, but in desperation decide to write an anonymous love letter. Now let me tell you from experience that there is no better way to look like a professional wuss than to write a love letter and have SOMEONE ELSE deliver it, let alone the fact that you're writing a letter and not talking to her face-to-face. Well, I have a friend deliver it. I wait, and wait. No response. I send many more letters. No response. 9th grade rolls around (highschool) and still nothing. Keep writing letters. Still no response. I get pissed, and I send her one insulting her. No response. I dare one of my friends to tell L that I'm going to kill her (remember, I was a complete 110% idiot at this time), and not thinking that he'd actually do it, did not give it a second thought. Well, he does it, and R sees me in the halls one day and cusses me out and tells me to leave L alone and what not. Then some people tell me that they're going to press charges against me, and like the wuss that I was, I got scared. I wrote an apology letter, and stopped. Just cold turkey stopped.
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Jesus Christ man what the fuck. And you're still going to go after her sister. Well you're persistant, I'll give you that.
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P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)
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