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Oh Mighty Kahn!
I apologise profusely for my absence from the almighty Horde! I'm afraid I was detained by some rather disgusting TOURISTS demanding service! I was horrified and promptely had to behead several of them. But I fear we must work harder to secure this land.
Oh, and if I may, your supreme Kahn-liness, would it be possible for you to spare a few dozen male strippers? I am a vigorous and rather vivacious, hearty young battle scarred female warrior and require many men to please me. If it does not displease you, oh imperious one, is this feasible?
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