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Definitely dogs for me. They are loyal, obedient, and treat you like they really do enjoy your company. Cats, on the other hand, seem to only tolerate the company of humans as long as it benefits them. No loyalty, no friendship. I don't see the appeal.
Dog: "Woohoo! My favorite master is home! I must go and welcome him because I'm so happy that he's back!"
Cat: "Oh, him. Alright, human, I'll let you pet me, but only because you are such a loyal and obedient slave. Alright, thats enough. It is time for my meal now. Chop chop."
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy
Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy
Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants
Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance
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