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TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (to other women, but just switch it if yer into the men folk)(and what they actually mean):
10. I think of you as a sister.
(You remind me of that inbred violin geek in my music class.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my MOM.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You ugly dork.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other girls I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a girlfriend.
(I prefer my cat and 1/2 gallon Ben & Jerry's ice cream.)
5. I don't date women where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you're in the same *solar system*, much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off the likes of you or I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire or when bats fly out of my butt.)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other women I meet and have sex with.)
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"Without meditation, where is peace? Without peace, where is happiness?" -- the Bhagavad Gita
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