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SPLEENS UNMERCIFUL MERCUFYING OF NO MERCY (guesses, hypothesis and thoughts on the matches to come on Sunday Sunday Sunday!!)
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1) Lesnar vs Taker - Umm... who really cares? I don't. Undertaker has been getting soft lately. And pretty boring too. Lesnar is... lesnar. Dammit. Where's Heyman when you need him? (and Lesnar needs to lay off the Tan in a Bottle)
Winner: Lesnar
2) StepHHH vs VinnieMac - ?? At least her boobs will jiggle when she hits the mat.
Winner: VinnieMac. StepHHH quits. Comes back in 5 months as a preggo waffle.
3) Big Shmo vs Guerrero - ...
Winner: Eddie, and Chavo gets in the way.
4) Cena vs Angle - Cena will finally win at a PPV. Finally.
Winner: Cena
5) Rey vs Tajiri - Hmm... it will be close. But I think Tajiri is still suffering from the ECW vinnieBacklash. Rey will win, and Tajiri falls deeper into midcard hell.
6) Benoit vs. ATrain - Didn't we see this match already? Oh yeah, that was Big Shmo and Eddie.
Winner: Benoit.
7) Test vs Steiner - This one should be good. Test is the best wrestler EVER and Scott Steiner was made to be Champion. I'm buying this PPV for this match. Screw all the other matches. I'm video taping this part only.
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