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Quagmeyer: Hey Meg you 18 yet?
Meg: No
Quagmeyer: hey Chris how ya doin?
Chris: Actually pre-
Quagmeyer: Allllll-riiight
Lois: You know Peter, sometimes I feel as if I am married to a child.
Peter: Hey, you better watch watch you say, cuz if I am a child; you know what the makes you? A pedophile. And I will be damned if I am going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
Drug Rehab Lady: What is your name sir?
Peter: Uhhh....uhhhhh. (looks at a pea on a plate) P-e-a......uhhhhh......uhhhh......(looks at a girlcrying, her tears)....t-e-a-r......uhhh.....uhhhh..(and the good ole randomness of the show; a griffin flies into the room)....griffin. There, Peter Griffin.....DAMN
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Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department.
Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.
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