In college, I usually spent Saturday nights at my girlfriends. She worked retail and her store opened at noon on Sundays, so we would usually have sex all morning then she would go to work. Once she left, I would slip into her roommates room and we would fuck all afternoon. Life was good.
One spring break in South Padre, the group of us set goals for ourselves. I was going to see how many girls would allow me to "six pack" them( a finger in one hole, a thumb in the other). Another buddy wanted to do the same thing and it sort of became a competition. I got 14 girls to do it in 7 days( he got 10) and actually the last four were on the last day at a party where I explained what was going on to them and let them know that I was going to lose. Over the next couple of hours each of the four pulled me aside and offered to help. One just took me to the bathroom, pulled up her skirt, masturbated for minute and told me to do it.
Now I lead a nice quiet life with my lovely and loving wife.
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