Oh rancid, putrid, hate-ridden Leader of the Horde, Troublebot. I hate to be the bearer of bad news again, but apparently about half the people in Las Vegas do not realize they are being pillaged. They are under the impression that they are on a 'Reality Ride', much like the Star Trek Experience. This has led to people demanding drinks and room service from members of the Horde. It has upset some of our members so much that they forget to kill and/or maim the offending citizen, thus making the Horde look weak and the people are complaining about bad service. The Hotels (that are not burning) have demanded we either start serving drinks or kill everyone on sight so they feel like they are getting the 'real' Horde experience.
As always scab covered leader, we await your command.
(But if we start serving drinks, they better tip well or I'll kill them anyway.)
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