i would have gone back and made three changes.
first off, i would have met myself near the end of high school and given myself a brochure for the
conservatory of recording arts and sciences. my student loans would've been paid by now and i would've been doing something i loved by now. fucking guidance councillors were useless. they just told everyone to go to college. what a fucking crock.
secondly, i would have slapped myself silly before signing up for those fucking credit cards. nothing i got with them was truly necessary and they'll end up costing me more over the long run then they were ever worth.
third, i would've told myself to drop the damn purse. the purse i found lying in a parking lot that belonged to the whore who became my ex who made my life misery. i should've just left it and kept going. i could've had so much more if i had never met the bitch.
beyond that, there are minor, insignifigant things that would be nice to change, but those three are the only ones that i truly wish had happened differently.