Let's see, as much as I whine, I'm thankful for the following:
1. Being born in the U.S.
2. Being given up for adoption to loving adoptive parents.
3. Meeting my wife.
4. The birth of my kids.
5. My ability to pleasure my wife till she almost passes out. (see photo at left.
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6. Having found the TFP. (Thank you Jeebus!)