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"The action in this sequel will, quite simply, knock your dick in the dirt. Not only will it knock your dick in the dirt, it will pick it up, wipe it off, give it a nice meal, spoon it a while at bedtime, and then, just as it’s drifting off to dreamland, wake it up and knock it back in the dirt! (But don’t feel left out, you dick-less ladies out there, because this [game] will make you grow a dick, and then proceed with all the dick-related activities mentioned above.)"
-Doug Benson. He was actually refering to The Matrix Reloaded, but I think it applies to these trailers also.
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