Can we be sure it wasn't some guy in a gorilla suit? I love apes. I remember seeing that Kia minivan commercial where the monkeys grab the kids from behind the bars of the cage and it says something like "protect them while you can with the safety standards of the kia shitivan." I remember thinking, "who is their demographic." Now we know. People who have lost a child to apes. In all seriousness its very sad about the child, but I hope this won't start a big anti-ape movement. Apes are the greatest.
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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues
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