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Two Fish and a Parrot
Two fish sitting on a perch one said can you smell fish?
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A ladies parrot dies, so she decides to replace it and she goes to the local petshop and asks for one.
Petshop man says Sorry, we dont have any new parrots, but we have one here thats older and come from a home where they moved and couldnt take the parrot (was brothel).
Lady has a look at the parrot and thinks its alright and quite pretty, so she pays the man and takes it home.
She sticks the parrot in a cage in the corner of the living room, she walks away and the parrot thinks, new house.
The Womens too young and teenager daughters walk in and the parrot thinks, new girls.
The womens husband walks in and the parrot says Hello Dave.
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