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Originally posted by Plan9
Before I go out tonight, I decided to post lesson #3 which is very very very important to know, and I am sure will also get some of the females mad at me for saying this. Unfortunatly I don't make up the rules, I just go with what works 
Lesson #3 The True Pick up Artist Bill of Rights
1-Thou shall always be talking to a minimum of 3-5 girls. Talking to only 1 shall result in the terminal disease called ONE-ITIS! This disease is always fatal and because it is so severe, it has 2 stages.
Common symptom of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any girl you've met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is very innocent and moral.
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone for 1-2 hours when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw motdakasha in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to analyze her actions.
-when asking for advice, you explain EVERY LITTLE FUKIN' DETAIL about what she was wearing and how she smiled at you at 1:00pm so the listener can "understand completely."
-thinking your different from the 1,0000000000000 other "good guy friends" she has.
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Wow, I have experienced ONE-ITIS several times. Many of the things you described are exactly correct.