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][)ick}{ea][) · 10-13-2003, 11:41 AM

God damn it. God fuck it. God shit it. God cunt it. God bitch it. God whore it. You know... I don't believe in God cause god is a ...

Seriously though. The one thing we can thank those Christians and God believing folks for is the name.
God makes such a good word for frustration:
Where are my goddamn keys?
Goddamn it, where is that rubber chicken?
Who turned up the goddamn heat?
I can't find my goddamn car!

The list goes on and on. You can't do that with other gods:

Get outta my Zues damn house you Brahma damn idiot. I'll kick your Vishnu damn ass.

It only works with the god named God.

Even Jesus's name works well when you're frightened:

Jesus Christ you scared the shit outta me! God damn!

I like when people give Jesus extra names:

Jesus H. Christ on a fucking stick!

Keep up the good imaginary friend worship, it's bound to give us good cuss words for many generations to come.

10-13-2003, 11:41 AM	#76 (permalink)
][)ick}{ea][) Upright Location: A little town that should be bulldozed and paved over to make a parking lot for something worthwhile.	God damn it. God fuck it. God shit it. God cunt it. God bitch it. God whore it. You know... I don't believe in God cause god is a ... Seriously though. The one thing we can thank those Christians and God believing folks for is the name. God makes such a good word for frustration: Where are my goddamn keys? Goddamn it, where is that rubber chicken? Who turned up the goddamn heat? I can't find my goddamn car! The list goes on and on. You can't do that with other gods: Get outta my Zues damn house you Brahma damn idiot. I'll kick your Vishnu damn ass. It only works with the god named God. Even Jesus's name works well when you're frightened: Jesus Christ you scared the shit outta me! God damn! I like when people give Jesus extra names: Jesus H. Christ on a fucking stick! Keep up the good imaginary friend worship, it's bound to give us good cuss words for many generations to come. __________________ Basically, if you don't agree with everything I say... you're stupid. Last edited by redravin40; 10-13-2003 at 09:36 PM..