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Later, burying Brian's mother...
Brian: "Say something."
Stewie: "Like what?"
Brian: "Anything!"
Stewie: "Yea, and God said unto Abraham 'You will kill your son Issac.' And Abraham said 'I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the mike'. And God said 'Ok, is this better? Check, check, Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back---"
Brian: "Say something about my mother!"
Stewie: "Oh, ok. *Ahem* I never knew Buttercup as a dog, but I did know her as a table. She was sturdy, all four legs the sam length---"
Brian: "Thanks."
Stewie: "Yes, um. Requium and terapance and such amen."
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