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Old 10-13-2003, 01:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
krazykemist
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Location: New Orleans
1. Read everything that comes up on the screen before you make a selection.
2. Read everything next to a checkbox twice before making a selection.
3. Do not 'play' around in the folders. ( A lot of customers frequently start a call off with "I was playing around in Windows....")
4. Disable the Preview Pane in Outlook Express.
5. If you are not expecting someone to send you an email do not open an email. (Unless you do need to make your penis/breasts larger. If so then I would recommend eBay its probably cheaper.)
6. Do NOT click 'Unsubscribe'. Just delete the message. (You should not have opened it anyway.)
7. Do not download any program with an animal mascot as a general precaution. Even if they are cute.
8. The first program you should install on your computer upon receipt is a virus detector.
9. The first task you should do is to update the virus program you just installed. Not check your email or logon to AIM. Then set the program to automatically update and scan.
10. If you must use a P2P program then expect to be calling tech support at least once a month because you will be downloading virus laden files and you probably skipped numbers 8 and 9.
11. If something is not functioning correctly then reboot the computer. If the same problem is still happening then call the appropriate technical support.

If the previous instuctions are not followed then the computer should be boxed up and returned.
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