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Originally posted by Plan9
Its actually pretty easy. Say the unexpected. The unexpected is what she subconciously wants to hear, but when you say it, she'll say your mean and hit you.
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Maybe this is just me, but when I hit a guy because of what he said, it's not because I'm secretly in love with them. It's because what they just said makes them an asshole. When I hit my friends because of things they said, it's because I expect them not to say something like that again.
Things that merit a hit:
Making fun of me
Making fun of my friends, even if they're not around
Making fun of strangers
Racist jokes or comments
There are others ways of being funny that don't involve being an asshole to other people.