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Old 10-11-2003, 12:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
TinniT
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Shiiiiiiiit. You want women? I reccomend the wing commander method.

How to be a Wing Commander

In the playaz game, the mission must have three important units on the playing fielf... the KAMIKAZE, the WING GOMMANDER and the WINGMEN.


The night is initiated (And rotated if necessary) by the role of Wing Commander.

Scoping out the scene, be it a club, a bar, or a party, the Wing Commander chooses the target. Ussually a group of women who all look single that are out for a night on the town.

THe wing commander sends in the kamikaze; a good lookign guy who often enough doesn't even know he's a good lookign guy or is already taken, and doesn't care about what happens in the night. he doesn't have to score, so being in a relationship doesn't eliminate his roll.

Upon sight of the group of girls, its important to find "the ugly one" or "the bitch." This target is the kamikaze's main objective. The wing commander has decided who he wants to hook up with in the group, and it is the kamikaze's job to introduce himself to the least likely canidate of getting laid in the night. this insures that no matter what happens, the one that always ruins the night for the girls will be busy, preooccupied, and won't care that the fox of the group is the one of interest.

THe kamikaze initiates everythign, and goes to the least desirable woman, and swooons her as best her can. A simple, "hey how's it goin'" works fine. Chatterboxes are excellent at this role, and upon contact and about 3 to 5 minutes into contact, the wing commander can strike.

After initation of the campaign, the wing commander brings himself in, and says hello to his friend and is welcomed by him, and introduced to the wing commander's primary target.

Not soon after, the primary target (aka, the hot bitch) will have her friends begin to grow tired of non-stimulation. This is where the wingmen strike, and deter interruption of the wing commander. It is strategic play fo rhtem to keep their eyes open, and to walk in by "chance" and be introduced to any other available lady that looks like she might need a kamikaze to intercept.

These three roles are important. Upon keeping everyone stimulated, everyone goes home happy, and hte main target that is determined by the wing commander will make sure everyone does go home happy.

some of it takes improvization, but this is the general key to being a playa. Its a game. its a mission, and its all in good fun like a video game. with practice, you will be the ultipimp.
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