I got nothin that really rivals the original, but here are a few:
there was the one in college that would open the floodgates when we'd 69...I'm talkin serious fluid release here, soaking my face, chest, sheets, everything. gotta admit, i love that.
my ex would cackle whenever she would come. we're talkin wicked witch of the west here.
then there was this artist that i was sleeping with off and on that would wrap her legs, arms, everything around me and squeeze as hard as she could for a good 30 seconds, while she screamed "You have an iron cock!!!" That was always a good one for the ego.
This makes me miss being single...I'm going to go crawl into bed with my sleeping girlfriend that has a cough. lol
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