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Thinks he won't mention that the comments were meant in more of a joking manner, that Lavar wants to be more like Sapp, being the center of attention and such, and also Lavar and Sapp likely wouldn't go at it in the middle of the field because they are both smart enough to realize if they got into a fist fight at the 50 they'd probably be suspended for the rest of the season.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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