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Porno. Not magazines, but movies. Nothing else seems to satisfy me when it comes to jerking off. I used to use my imagination to girls that I knew, but started to feel guilty about it. Sort of like I was disrespecting them. I think I went like 4 years without ever using my imagination when shaking hands with the unemployed.
Once in a while I will do that now (use my imagination), If I can't sleep and am too lazy to get up and put a movie in.
Okay, now this is the embarrasing thing. When I was like 13, I would take this part of a pencil holder I had, it was round and cylindrical and hollow. I would fill that shite up with some vasoline, put it in between my box spring and my mattress and pump away. HAHAHAHA. I can't believe I actually am admitting to doing that. The second time I tried it, it cracked mid pump and luckily didn't cut me cock, but it could of.
As far as with my women, she loves to use her accuvibe courtesy of sharper image. Just rest that up on the little man in the boat, and under 1 minute, her toes are going out straight.
I still can't believe I am gonna hit submit....oh well.
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