Assuming that I am buried, and not cremated, I absolutely, positively do NOT want a flat headstone. I don't care for the way cemetaries tend to just mow right over the top of them. It seems a little disrespectful, somehow. I was a pain in the ass alive, and I'll be a pain in the ass dead. Someone, somewhere is going to have to mow around me for the rest of eternity.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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