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I was going through an old Bloom County cartoon book that I had found whilst cleaning my humble (yet smelly - gotta' obey Horde rules, donchaknow...) apartment. In it, I found the lyrics to a song by Billy & The Boingers which seems to fit this group pretty damned well.....

U Stink (But I Love You)
-By Billy & The Boingers

I hate the way you act
And I hate the way you smell
I hate the way you look, girl,
'Cus you just look like hell

Chorus:
You make me sick! Way-oh, Way-oh, Way-oh
You make me sick! You really stink, girl
You make me sick! Way-oh, Way-oh, Way-oh
You make me sick!
(Tuba solo)
......But I luuuuuv you

I hate your polyester pantsuits
And your greasy hair
And that stuff between your braces
And your hairy derriere

Chorus
(Guitar Solo)

When I got you to my backseat
And I tried to make my move
I had to roll down all the windows
To keep my face from turning blue

Chorus
(Tuba Solo)


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I hope you all appreciated this! And a special thank-you to our Honorary Horde-member (on my say-so, and hopefully with the Mighty Khan's forebearance....after all, this might just appease the creator of this song so that I/We don't get sued for Copyright infringement by the RIAA) Berke Breathed for his incredibly-far-ahead-of-his-time rendering of this song for us, the Troublebot Horde!