An "unofficial" street fight?...it's been awhile
Used to be bullied in school, until I got big and finally hit back.
Gangs at school used to try, until they saw that I didn't feel pain physically.
These people are cowards, they will attack until you show that you can hurt them.
One drunk guy poked me in the eye through the car window,
I yanked his arm, pulling him into the car, and then slammed the door out (bam, bam)
Some drunk muscle guys tried to jump me out side of work.
(They weren't that coordinated, so I made quick work of them)
And I've confronted a few bullies of others. (they backed down once they saw someone willing to tangle)
And I've thrown people around to protect my friends from a moshpit and crowd.
The only fights I've been in lately have been sanctioned Martial Arts events. (that's enough)
I avoid fights, don't put myself in situations in the first place.
However, I will throw down to protect people.
I hate bullies with a passion.
As I said to one bully (How about playing with someone your size?

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