|
william_wallace-
I'm sorry, but your pants are long gone. They're underground, because the underpants gnomes decided to switch operations after one of them got stuck to a fresh skid mark. They're going for any type of pants now, not just underpants, and you were one of the first victims. I suggest pouring liberal amounts of gasoline down any holes in your yard that you find, especially those with scraps of fabric around the opening.
|