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Lifes a laugh.
So is pooing.
THE PEEK-A-BOO POO
Now you see it, now you don't. This poo is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
THE SECOND WAVE POO
This poo happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realise you have to poo some more.
THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POO
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poo". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
THE FLOATER
Characterised by its floatability, this poo has been known to resurface after many flushings.
THE RANGER
A poo which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
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