Hmmmmm. "Troublebot Horde Limited Edition Collectible Knocked-Out Teeth". . . .
Welcome back, mighty Khan! I'm glad I could hold things together in your absence; they were a good group of kids, and didn't complain TOO much when I put them down to bed. They wanted to stay up later and watch tv, of course, but I stood my ground.
I do think, however, that we should have a Horde roll-call. I think some of our ranks have silently slipped off after pillaging to settle down and raise ill-smelling families. *shakes his head sadly* It would behoove us to know which are still with us, if this lot can remember their own names. (They've gotten used to chanting "Thraeryn" and "Giant Hamburger" while you were gone, so expect a few of them to get confused and give those names.)
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