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Hail the return of our mighty horde leader! Troublebot the brave, the wise, the filthy! I bow before you once more as you see fit to grant us your presence. Mightiest Khan of all!
I find it difficult to give my full ravaging to the people we slaughter, and to pillage as much as I should, because my fair maiden Ms. Elisha Cuthbert drains my energy with her insane hotness. Were it not for you, oh Master Stenchmeister Khan, I would not have such pleasures to await me when I return from a good slaughter/pillaging. Please accept my hunble gift of 4 fried chickens and a Coke. Ms. Cuthbert screams and squeels like a banshee during sex, and my loins are forever in your debt.
As for my duties as banker, I can report nothing but good. We have frightened, weak-willed people sending us cash to avoid invasion- the fools! Ha ha ha... also, I too have a desire to mark my territories, and I have found a way to get more money for those items we mark- we sell them as "collectible". People will buy ANYTHING that's "collectible".
Hail Khan Troublebot!
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