seizei

I had one of those huge shits last month... I'm talking amazingly huge, like curling around the circumference of the toilet TWICE!! I ran out with my pants around my ankles to get my girlfriend to come and see.... she wasn't as impressed as I would have imagined.

I am a speed shitter too.... I sit down and can expel everything in like 30 seconds... gf takes 20 minutes

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"If you're not weird, you're not interesting".
I'm very interesting ...

seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)