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(don't get mad at me for these, they're just jokes)
How are men like public toilets?
All the good ones are taken and the rest are full of shit.
What are the most common last words for a redneck?
"Hey yall, watch this!"
How do you hide money from a hippie?
Put it under a bar of soap or a job application.
How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
DUDE! the light burned out? damn... *pause* wait, what were we talking about?
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Last edited by SecretMethod70; 05-21-2005 at 11:49 AM..
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