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Originally posted by Dorito2
I never thought I'd ever be saying this, but take a square of toilet paper and let it float on the toilet water before you sit down. No splashback that way.
/me runs away
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Ahahahaha I hate the splashing too(though it does aid the cleaning process a wee bit) my bro in law told me sumfin different though. The hover technique. Ya just lift up off the toilet seat just a little bit before deploying and the splash misses your asshole. Of course I'm too paranoid to move an inch off the thing. Who else here takes a shit with their shirt off? I find it best for me. I'm at ease that the shirt isn't in the way...plus sometimes it gets ufckin hot in bathrooms.
Asta!!