All hail the mighty Troublehorde!
It is good to be amongst you again my horde. I find my visit to the south has left me invigorated and lusting for blood, power and fine lasses!
Allow me to say that I return to find you all hording well, burning and destroying in a dignified way and not hurting each other too much. It brings a tear to this Kahn's eye.
My loyal Thraeryn, you have done well in my absence! You have recruited new members and seemed to have burned Canada to a blackened cinder. I appreciate you holding the horde together in my absence and make you ruler of Toronto. Do with it as you deem fit.
My dear friend Giant Hamburger, it troubles me that I had forgotten my original decree, making you my second in command. Can you find it in your heart to forgive an old Kahn?
Pack it up and prepare to move it out of town my horde. We will act on Commando's idea to take Vegas. It's twinkling lights and warm desert winds call out to us.
Troublebot the unruly
Kahn
Troublebot Horde
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