So I went a bought a rabbit ear antenna, or whatever they're called. It also has the infamous "loop". It's Philips Magnavox or something, about 10 bucks plus tax at WalMart.
The thing is, though, that the image is pretty much the same with this antenna as it was without it, in some cases it's even worse.
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I'm ready to be filled in on the less legal ways now...