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Originally posted by crazycousinjim
It is going to take a bit of work to wrangle JLo's ass into bed. May I suggest:
And some of these:
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That's a mighty big ass.....you're gonna' need bigger darts.
I say just be yourself and if you happen to meet one of these famous ladies don't try too hard. Granted, you're in the Midwest...it's not very likely that you're going to be running into 'em downtown or something. But speaking as someone who has routinely been up-close and personal with the well-known, it's the grounded, natural people they enjoy most; people who don't spoil them or treat them as being better than anyone else.
Good luck with your stalking!