figuring out the # of orgasms may be more appropriate, since it's difficult to say if scratching yourself at work counts.
it may be instructive to note that the folks at
the church of euthanasia have a counter that shows the human population to be increasing by about 2 every second. Let's assume this means about 3 people are born every second, since probably 1 person is dying a second (probably more, but what the hey). Every person born represents, on average, at least one orgasm on the male part, at least! Therefore, the # of male orgasms that lead to conception is 3 a second.
Finally, let's assume that each male orgasm leads to about a teaspoon of semen being created. Multiplying 3 orgasms a second, 3 teaspoons per orgasm yields about
:
777,000 GALLONS OF SEMEN that leads to conception per day!!
If you want to know the total amount of spooge created per day, multiply this number by a factor of 10,000 or so. It's well past the billions of gallons.
Who doesn't think the world is overpopulated?