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Old 10-06-2003, 11:27 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Originally posted by n0nsensical
It's kind of relaxing...in there with a good magazine...

Also on a side note...I hate low flow toilets! The damn government had to interfere with our toilet size, and I get clogs all the time with them, even with MULTIPLE courtesy flushes (remember your courtesy flushes in public bathrooms, folks ). I think it's just the all the TP trying to go down at the same time because it happens no matter what else is in there. I can't believe that I'm actually saving water in the long run due to this. I read a newspaper article in the Detroit News a few years ago about people smuggling in normal toilets in from Canada, maybe I'll have to try that if faced with a low flow toilet again, or maybe I can just get one of the "industrial flush force" public toilets. We would save a lot more water by installing urinals in every bathroom and teaching women to use them (it is of course possible, I don't have links to the technique but I'm sure everyone's favorite search engine can find them).
Yeah I hate that too especially when you have to do multiple flushes and someone comes banging on the door and you're like "I'm in here!!" and then they're like "I already heard you flush what are you doing in there?!" "I'm still going!" "Yeah right you liar! You're playing with yourself aren't you?!!" "NO DAMMIT!!" I usually save that for after I've already shit and wiped and quietly cleaned my hands so if someone does bang on the door I can just get up and leave and finish in my room The other way you gotta hurry up and wipe.

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