Ya ever take a shit so HUGE that you
almost didn't wanna flush it?
Seen a huge one once. Wasn't mine though. Someone discovered it at school I shit you not (no pun intended
) the thing was as big and thick as my fuckin forearm. You couldn't even flush it. For fun we tried several times wasn't budging. Every guy in the school damn near knew about it haha. We'd shove our heads out the door and be like "SOMEBODIES BLEEDING FROM THE ASSHOLE!!" If we had a camera we Def woulda taken a picture a that shit. Had to be some kinda record. Didn't even look real the end of it was straight like the shit was sliced off haha. Finally a Janitor came in with a stick and cut it up in a bunch a pieces and flushed it then cleaned the toilet. Killed all the fun. Good times none the less though.
Asta!!